How to Good-Bye Depression
How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way? [Amazon.com]
A thoughtful treatise from Hiroyuki Nishigaki. From the Book Description on Amazon:
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.
In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.
If you don’t know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.
Don’t you feel better already?
I acutally bought a copy of this when I first heard of it a couple of years back. It was absolutely hilarious, for about 10 pages or so. After that, it quickly became repetitious. I wound up giving it away to somebody I didn’t like very much, whose anus was already about as massively constricted as it’s possible to get.
posted on March 15th, 2007 at 2:54 pm
I Shall try constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times everyday for a month and report back! Wish me good luck!
posted on March 15th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
Little known fact: It’s actually a print-on-demand book, like CafePress but for books, where they print it when you order it, and the entire thing is online somewhere.
posted on March 16th, 2007 at 10:51 am