31st March 2007

Bacon Is Debonair

Posted by at 12:51 pm
Bacon tuxedo, from Archie McPhee
Bacon tuxedo, from Archie McPhee

Yet another way you can be bacon-clad: Arche McPhee is selling this bacon-print tuxedo… and it’s bacon scented. I tried to infuse my bacon costume with a bacon scent, and it didn’t really work. I don’t know how they do it. They say it’s “tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric.” I still don’t know how they do it. It’s a miracle of modern science, people. How long does the bacon scent last? If you hang it in your closet, will your entire wardrobe start to smell like bacon? The mind reels. Thanks once again to Miss Delirium Tremens for the heads-up.


Posted on Saturday, March 31st, 2007 at 12:51 pm | Filed under Food
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There are currently 4 responses to “Bacon Is Debonair”

  1. 1 On March 31st, 2007, cleenbean said:

    wow. an asian man in a bacon tux. what more could an egg girl ask for?

    posted on March 31st, 2007 at 1:08 pm

  2. 2 On March 31st, 2007, Tiki Avengers said:

    This suit will go great with my egg scented underwear, that cover my buns…hahahaha I kill me sometimes.

    posted on March 31st, 2007 at 7:41 pm

  3. 3 On April 1st, 2007, Humuhumu said:

    With fried egg undies, a pancake fedora, and some maple cologne, it’d be just like a McGriddle. Mmmmm…. syrupy.

    posted on April 1st, 2007 at 9:42 pm

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